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I Really Like My Dentist

  • Dentist: All done. You did it!
  • Me: I did? I feel like I had very little to do with this whole procedure. You were sort of the rockstar, here.
  • Dentist: I literally could not have done this without you.
  • Me: Huh. I guess in that way, you're right, I did nail it.
  • Dentist: I never said you nailed it. You were okay.
  • Me: Hey; WE were okay.
  • Dentist: No no, I did very well. Personally.
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