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David Wong’s This Book Is Full Of Spiders (by StMartinsPress)

Commercial for the sequel to Cracked senior editor David Wong’s novel John Dies At The End, also a motion picture coming soon to theaters. Lots of things!

I read this book! It made my dick bigger!
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