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I keep trying to tweet back to Elvira with something clever, but every time I try I just end up typing “WHEN I WAS 12 YOU TAUGHT ME HOW TO HAVE A BONER.” Which MIGHT horrify her but would CERTAINLY horrify whatever intern runs her Twitter account.

I keep trying to tweet back to Elvira with something clever, but every time I try I just end up typing “WHEN I WAS 12 YOU TAUGHT ME HOW TO HAVE A BONER.”

Which MIGHT horrify her but would CERTAINLY horrify whatever intern runs her Twitter account.

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