I’m not complaining, because I love traveling and I love having a job that allows me to travel, but I haven’t spent a weekend in my own apartment since June.
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Jul 30
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newgodshall said:
Yeah I read that as “I love traveling and I love a hand job that allows me to travel….” I’m sure you’d love that too though.
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danisdapper said:
The sex with you and your room will be so much better because of it.
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galaxycunt said:
That’s a fancy hotel!
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