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liana: Think the USA Network is hiring in their vaguely-punny-vaguely-double-entendrey-title-naming department? Pretty sure I’ve got the system down. Here are my submissions: Pink Slip (A woman who has never worked a day in her life becomes president of an advertising firm after her husband, the former president, dies.) Criminal Action (An ultra-steamy cop drama.) Disorderly Conduct (An ultra-steamy hospital drama with a twist: most of the characters are nurses.) Adult Probation (A juvenile court judge has to reexamine his playboy ways when the sons from his failed marriage come to live with him.) Secret Mysterious Doings (Ex-CIA and ex-Special Forces operatives work together to save the world from nefarious, complicated plots.) I caught the pilot for Secret Mysterious Doings a few weeks ago. I think one of the kids from Salute Your Shorts is on it, but like all grown-up, playing a sexy District Attorney on the wrong side of the law, but the right side of justice. Anyway it’s pretty shitty.

liana:

Think the USA Network is hiring in their vaguely-punny-vaguely-double-entendrey-title-naming department? Pretty sure I’ve got the system down.

Here are my submissions:

Pink Slip (A woman who has never worked a day in her life becomes president of an advertising firm after her husband, the former president, dies.)

Criminal Action (An ultra-steamy cop drama.)

Disorderly Conduct (An ultra-steamy hospital drama with a twist: most of the characters are nurses.)

Adult Probation (A juvenile court judge has to reexamine his playboy ways when the sons from his failed marriage come to live with him.)

Secret Mysterious Doings (Ex-CIA and ex-Special Forces operatives work together to save the world from nefarious, complicated plots.)

I caught the pilot for Secret Mysterious Doings a few weeks ago. I think one of the kids from Salute Your Shorts is on it, but like all grown-up, playing a sexy District Attorney on the wrong side of the law, but the right side of justice. Anyway it’s pretty shitty.

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    Attn: ex-genius… you’ve got competition.
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    pilot for Secret Mysterious Doings...few weeks ago. I think one
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    too funny, too true.
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