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Dec 07
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codyjohnston:

Hi, I made Rick Perry’s new commercial better.

DANIEL approaches CODY, who is hard at work.

DANIEL
Hi, Cody, I’m sure you’re working on something already, but can you take a look at this video? It’s Rick Perry’s new commercial.

CODY
(watching)
That’s awful.

DANIEL
Right. How easy would it be to edit in two guys fucking in the background?

CODY
(Already doing it)
Super easy, very easy.

DANIEL
Like I said, I’m sure you’ve got work, but-

CODY
Nope, this is fine, it’ll be done in minutes.

DANIEL
Cool. Cool.

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  4. manieldanning reblogged this from thisdanobrien and added:
    Working copy of the video here.
  5. arsonandtugboats reblogged this from cracked and added:
    “(Already doing it)” LOOOOL
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  8. mrmoneda reblogged this from face-down-asgard-up and added:
    REMOVED FROM YOUTUBE ALREADY NOOOOOO
  9. misskatie reblogged this from she-hulk-smash and added:
    i am so bummed this got taken off the internet.