This Dan O'Brien

cracked:

For some people, great power means NO responsibility. See why in our next Cracked Studios series, premiering Monday!

We’ve got a new show coming out that I didn’t write and am not in, so I’ve just been consuming it as a fan and it is very good and strong and different. 
This new Cracked Studios joint will have five episodes with a release schedule as follows:
Episode 1: August 4th
Episode 2: August 6th
Episode 3: August 8th
Episode 4: August 11th
Episode 5: August 13th.
So, you know. Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Monday, Wednesday.
Written by Cody, directed by Abe, and starring those people you see above.

cracked:

For some people, great power means NO responsibility. See why in our next Cracked Studios series, premiering Monday!

We’ve got a new show coming out that I didn’t write and am not in, so I’ve just been consuming it as a fan and it is very good and strong and different.

This new Cracked Studios joint will have five episodes with a release schedule as follows:

Episode 1: August 4th

Episode 2: August 6th

Episode 3: August 8th

Episode 4: August 11th

Episode 5: August 13th.

So, you know. Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Monday, Wednesday.

Written by Cody, directed by Abe, and starring those people you see above.

cracked:

dontsitaround:

Everybody deserves someone in their life who looks at them the way Soren looks at Daniel in Cracked After Hours.

They get cuter from there.

Hahahaha we’re friends irl.

(via taliabobalia)

abeepp:

Apparently when I get bored, I get really bored.

abeepp:

Apparently when I get bored, I get really bored.

cracked:

Wow, they’ll put anyone on The Daily Show these days. (x)



A popular, mainstream source mentioned Cracked and not as a magazine for literally the first time ever oh my God hooray.

cracked:

Wow, they’ll put anyone on The Daily Show these days. (x)

A popular, mainstream source mentioned Cracked and not as a magazine for literally the first time ever oh my God hooray.

John Mayer has a lyric that goes “I wish there was an over-the-counter drug for my loneliness. FOR MY LONELINESS!” I can’t stop thinking about him saying that in earnest to a therapist who is just trying to keep it together. I’m going to challenge myself to slip it into a conversation. I want to do a joyful painting of how that lyric makes me feel. I want John to sell the rights to that song to an anti-depressant medication so the commercial starts and that lyric plays and then the guy from the All State commercials says “Now there is, John. It’s called ‘Artaxal,’ and I think you’ll find it’s what’s been missing.” I want to hear Tracey Morgan read that lyric as Tracey Jordan. I want John to get married and in his vows say “I thought I wanted an over-the-counter drug for my loneliness, for my loneliness, but really all I needed was you, by my side, Lana del Ray or whatever.” This lyric is the best thing to happen to me in such a long time.

starline:

Hey y’all, Threadless is having a “Horror”-themed design challenge, so I decided to make something real quick for it. Everyone is submitting these really creepy designs, but I thought I’d make something that reflects what actually scares me on a day-to-day basis. :D 
If you like my design, “No Signal”, and hopefully give me a chance at the $2000 prize, give me a “5” vote!  Much appreciated!

Signal boost for Starline!

starline:

Hey y’all, Threadless is having a “Horror”-themed design challenge, so I decided to make something real quick for it. Everyone is submitting these really creepy designs, but I thought I’d make something that reflects what actually scares me on a day-to-day basis. :D 

If you like my design, “No Signal”, and hopefully give me a chance at the $2000 prize, give me a “5” vote!  Much appreciated!

Signal boost for Starline!

sexualfavours:






Marina, I don’t know who Anna is, but I made this two years ago (http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-movies-fixed-with-just-one-word/). Weird that it ended up on your radar and even weirder that this silly thing now has over 100,000 notes, but hey life or whatever.

sexualfavours:

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Marina, I don’t know who Anna is, but I made this two years ago (http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-movies-fixed-with-just-one-word/). Weird that it ended up on your radar and even weirder that this silly thing now has over 100,000 notes, but hey life or whatever.

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wandererandwonderer said: Quick question: Do you know where your book "How to Fight Presidents..." would be located in a Barnes & Noble, or if it is even in them? I want to read it but prefer to buy my books in person rather than online. Which is curious because I am far too anxious to actually approach a B&N employee for help searching for your book. Any and all help is appreciated, thanks!

I think it most often shows up in History sections, and that varies depending on how specific the History section at your particular Barnes and Noble is. Some have a “US Presidents” section and some have a general “American History” section and some just have an even MORE general “History” section, nothing else. I’ve never seen it in the Humor section, which is fine by me, because I don’t think any of the funniest books I’ve ever read came from the Humor section of a bookstore, and a few stores occasionally rotate it into their “Helpful, Humorous and Odd” tables (though probably not anymore, this far away from the release date).

LEGITIMATE RAPE!

meganamram:

This week former congressman Todd Akin reaffirmed his beliefs that victims of “legitimate rape” can’t get pregnant & that the female body “has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.” A lot of people don’t believe him, but that’s why I’m here! To explain why he’s DEAD RIGHT, using SCIENCE!!

Preorder my book “SCIENCE…FOR HER!" at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and Indiebound for more science…for her!!

Megan Amram is writing the science book I wish I had when I was a little girl.