This Dan O'Brien

lindlarpd said: Hey, huge fan of your work. I just started watching Cracked "After Hours" and wanted to ask if you meant to include a certain reference. In the video "4 Movie Apocalypses That Would Be More Fun than Reality", ~6:41, M. Swaim throws water out into the desert behind him, then says, "Surely we must die". Was this a reference to the Biblical verse 2 Samuel 14:14 which states "Like water spilled on the ground, which cannot be recovered, so we must die..."? Sorry if I'm not the first to ask this.

Hahahha. Nope! That’s just a wacky coincidence. This is the second time we’ve accidentally inserted a Biblical reference in a Cracked video (the first time was in Agents of Cracked, when people were sure that we were referencing a specific passage based on the time my watch showed [2:22]).

zombearsquatter said: What is your favorite Brother Ali album?

Shadows on the Sun!

ericrohmer:

throughout the course of the year my dad has been taking advantage of the barnes & noble criterion sales and purchasing dvds so that he can gift them all to me on my birthday

Beautiful.
“Hey, I’m some guy some people mistake for famous and I enjoyed looking at the pictures in this book. And we all know that ‘famous’ means not only better but the barometer for our basics needs…so my liking it means you should love it.”
Patrick Stump (of Fall Out Boy fame and also creator of one of my favorite Tom Waits covers) has nice things to say about my book, How to Fight Presidents.
bunnyfood:

(via 4gifs:video)

It’s so crazy that this is what the scene looked like before they added special effects.

bunnyfood:

(via 4gifs:video)

It’s so crazy that this is what the scene looked like before they added special effects.

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via hereinidaho)

thelukaskaiser:

This turtle with a mustache LOVES eating Pussy. 

thelukaskaiser:

This turtle with a mustache LOVES eating Pussy. 

(via hallekiefer)

Was really worried that my 1,000 post would be wasted on something dumb.

Was really worried that my 1,000 post would be wasted on something dumb.

(Source: fuck-the-what-br, via michelynp)

taliabobalia:

oh you’re an LA Kings fan? name three of their albums.

Big Stanley Cupmouth

Kings Live at the County Fair [Explicit]

Under the Table and Dreaming