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Apr 01
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Mar 30
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cracked: Courtesy of CollegeHumor’s Game of Thrones Internet House Sigils.

cracked:

Courtesy of CollegeHumor’s Game of Thrones Internet House Sigils.

(via michelynp)

Mar 29
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» Everyone Should Read This Amazing Article About Legends of the Hidden Temple

“How much does an Olmec cost? Seriously, what’s the street value of a ‘93 Olmec?”

Mar 28
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Anonymous asked: Come over to cuddle and watch Netflix and eat sugary cereal?

Only if this is my dog, Jackson.

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valkilmer: It’s going to be a hit. Hey. Hey Val Kilmer. What are you doing?

valkilmer:

It’s going to be a hit.

Hey.

Hey Val Kilmer.

What are you doing?

(Source: bobbyfinger)

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5 Celebrities Who Have Secretly Talented Siblings

johncheesecracked:

My new article is up. And there are a couple of things in there that are sure to blow your mind.

My brother’s name is all over this article but, more importantly, MY name is all over it. Chyyeeeeeeeeah.

Mar 27
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cracked: Watch it now! Dooooooo this.

cracked:

Watch it now!

Dooooooo this.

(via slicketts)

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amberrosephoto: Today seemed like a very appropriate day to post this picture I took right before a beautiful wedding I second shot for Mark Sobhani. The love between these two ladies makes me incredibly happy.

amberrosephoto:

Today seemed like a very appropriate day to post this picture I took right before a beautiful wedding I second shot for Mark Sobhani. The love between these two ladies makes me incredibly happy.

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hereinidaho asked: This is Kristi Harrison. What is Kristi Harrison like in real life? (It's for a column.)

She’s fine I guess? Why am I doing this. C’mon, Kristi.

Mar 26
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An all new After Hours!

The 4 Best Movie Universes To Die In