“Shit, Larry, I can’t figure out what to put on this label. What’s it called when it’s a dog but it’s like, not a grown-up dog yet? It’s a tiny dog.
No, Larry, not a Corgi. I’m talking about all dogs. What are all little, tiny, brand-new dogs called?
No, Larry, the world I’m looking for isn’t ‘cute.’
Damn it! It’s on the tip of my tongue. Cats have kittens, humans have babies, dogs have…
Fuck it, they’ll know what I mean.”
Broadway actors launch pilot project to support arts and education for children in Madagascar—a Fractured Atlas fiscally sponsored campaign
Kill Me Now and Agents of Cracked’s Kaitlin Large is working with a new charity that helps kids be happier and better! They’re raising funds and today’s the last day. Donate!
This is your monthly reminder that Grey’s Anatomy is still on the air, but your favorite TV show is cancelled.
Frasier’s cancelled?!
I’m doing a stand-up show tonight but the venue forgot to add my picture to the line up on their website. I did my best to copy their style and insert myself in as seamlessly as possible, and I think it’s cool how well I nailed it. Go here to buy tickets. Buy one get one free with the promo code CRACKED.
Entertainment Weekly, the first magazine on the scene to tell you what the Boston bombing means for NBC’s Revolution.
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5 Horrifying Secret Rules of Life in a Movie Universe
I got to make some artwork for Cracked.com’s After Hours series! It’s in there for about a second, but it was fun to be a part of it.
There’s a brand new After Hours out today written by me and directed by Abe Epperson. It’s about movies.
This episode also features the debut of our new illustrator, the talented and delightful Starline Hodge! We were on the lookout for a new illustrator when I met Star at a party a few months ago. I saw some of her work and the team immediately agreed that she was the gal for the job. (When I meet women at parties, my brain doesn’t say “A woman! Let’s hit on her,” my brain says “A woman! I wonder if she can help make the website funnier and stronger and better ALL HAIL CRACKED CRACKED IS LIFE.”)
Going forward, Star will be covering all of the illustrations for everything that goes on inside Katie Willert’s brain. We’re thrilled to have Star on board, if for no other reason than to challenge Soren for cool name supremacy.
Here is Star’s website. Here is her Tumblr. Here is her Twitter.
not-that-guy1111 asked: I just wanted to let you know I think you're great
I was going to say the same about you. All of you!
