A Series of Nicknames I Would Like to Make Stick...
Big Dan Rhythm Nation Funkminster Fuller Big Nasty Funk White Spider-man Black Spider-man Spider-man The Thrillsbury Doughboy The Mercenaryan* Doctor Pants Batman’s Very Good Friend Brodie Big Nasty Spider-man *I take it back; this is now Soren’s nickname. Obviously.
codyjohnston: Whatever Happened to the Bears in...
macsweentown asked: Can you guys come to Cape Breton and do a live show or 2, that would be great
jebediahjustice-deactivated2012 asked: How do you deal with Writers Block?
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misskatie: cracked’s first motion comic gets a reblog from roger ebert! watch it, and take the lessons learned in it to heart. The byline for this video is just “Cracked Staff,” so I’d like to call out the people who made this happen: Written by: Charley Daniels, an LA-based writer/stand-up that everyone at Cracked loves very much. Illustrations by: Winston Rowntree, one...
exitmould asked: Was there something happening with a cracked-related movie I'm pretty sure I read about somewhere once? Is that... a thing? A thing that's happening? When is that happening? Because I'd pay to see it a lot of times.
plungr asked: What school are you performing at in Wisconsin in February?
calvinnohobbes asked: Here's a Cracked question for you! Do you guys hire interns? If so I'd be prefect for that. So serious right now.
gunsandcars asked: Hi Danburger. Still looking for that DANIEL! shirt. Not going away.
katrwauln asked: Due the current job market, it seems that to possibly obtain work in my chosen field I'm going to have to move to a coastal-type area, versus the almost dead center of the country where I currently reside. Being a similarly aged person with experience living/working on both sides of the country, would you recommend the East or West coast more highly?
davidryanandersson asked: You Cracked guys (and girls) always look like you're having an awesome time making sweet videos and being hilarious. I know that it's unrealistic to just ask you to be my friends, so can you give me some advice on what I can do to reach the point where we could be friends? Is one of you guys easier to befriend than the others? Thanks. Merry Christmas.
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nedroidcomics: emmyc: madeleineishere: I ended up in the Emergency Room yesterday… I fainted at work (reason unknown) and fell to the floor- hitting my head and neck in an awkward position which knocked me unconscious for a bit~ I was rushed to the ER in an ambulance on a back stretcher (most uncomfortable ride ever) BUT at… Madeleine is a really cute and funny comic artist, so go check...
Anonymous asked: Just saw on an old article that you're British (totally not stalking), how did you end up writing for cracked after such a horrible beginning? Thanks from another British Dan.
lana-del-boy asked: Hi, I'm a big fan of your columns and have been reading them for yonks now, and I think the way your persona has developed from the early columns (when you were a complete bad-ass) to the later columns (where you mention at least once a column how stupid you are/how old you feel/how socially inept you feel) is really interesting. Was there anything that triggered this transition at all?
chramesly asked: What would it cost me for you to make a S2 and S3 DVD. One for me, and one for my friend. We've both got S1 sitting proudly on my shelf, but I can't show anyone Prank Wars without complicated web-moves. I've given up on you guys mass-making them, so, for those two DVDs from scratch - is there a ball park?
Anonymous asked: Hi. You're my role model, sort of, and in my school I was given an assignment to do an essay on anyone, so if I were to do an essay about you, what would I need to know?
zar25 asked: What song would you play for the dramatization of your cab-hopping experience?
Anonymous asked: Where did the idea come from for the whole "chocolate milk is really bloody milk" line from the After Hours on commercials?
legalryangosling asked: Glad you're okay! A friend suffered a similar ordeal last year, and she was shaken up for quite a while. Be sure to take care of yourself, or like, find a good woman or something. Now my question. You mentioned how you miss the East Coast sometimes after a bartendress made a comment that emphasized our dry, stoic, awesomeness. I'm just wondering: what else do you miss about your home...
Getting Hit By a Car: A Follow-Up
Hey World, Last Monday, I got hit by a car and immediately wrote an article about it. On Friday morning, that article was published on Cracked. Then I left New Jersey and the internet behind for an annual, three-day mini-vacation, to a cabin in the mountains of Pennsylvania with around ten of my closest friends. There’s a lake, an outdoor hot tub, and no internet or working, whatsoever. ...
cmg420: Nick just picked me up and he’s already trying to talk to me about stuff. HE’S JUST TRYING TO TELL YOU THAT HE MISSED YOU, CLINT.
That thing we made is back! cracked: Rick Perry’s Really Gay Creekside Christmas Party YouTube took our Rick Perry video down again, so here it is in our own video player so you can watch it whenever and forever.
nickdown asked: Someone has an archived version of this "improved" Perry commercial, right?
Anonymous asked: I enjoyed your most recent Cracked article "5 Jobs Everyone in the World Should Have at Some Point." You have done a lot of odd jobs! I lost count, though, so: how many jobs have you had? And what were they?
Anonymous asked: What's your favorite episode of Arrested Development?
aliensabductingaliens asked: I'm sure you're sick of this, but is there any progress with the AoC boxset being a possibility?
Soren has a nasty habit of burying the lede when...
calvinnohobbes asked: Whats your favorite Christmas Song? Album? Special?