May 2013
6 posts
Watch Cracked.com do Live Jokes, Los Angeles! →
youcantbroitalone asked: HOLY SHIT! Were you on Conan? Because if not I just saw your doppleganger
“I’m sure you’re aware of this but, just in case you’re not,...”
– An email I just sent to my terrible, terrible landlord
April 2013
25 posts
Anonymous asked: Daniel, did you know that if you search 'Daniel O'Brien Cracked' that 'daniel o'brien cracked girlfriend' is the first thing Google suggests? I never knew you were such a ladies man, you stud, you!
Song Lyrics
[I’m working on a few songs and I wanted to leave the lyrics here so I didn’t forget them.]
“Damn, that’s a bold ass Donkey”- for a “Thrift Shop” parody about Shrek called “Thrift Shrek;”
“Damn, that’s a slow ass zombie” for a “Thrift Shop” parody about The Walking Dead called “Brains Shop;”
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FTWolf: Things I Learned After Living in Los... →
hungrylikejonwolf:
A yellow light is only a warning to pay attention to the next light.
Kale is not just a garnish or a food I used to feed my guinea pigs.
The Valley is a separate planet hovering near Los Angeles.
At night Hollywood Boulevard is run by the Red Triangle Circus Gang from Batman Returns.
…
This is great.
But seriously The Valley sucks.
Zara Aina →
Broadway actors launch pilot project to support arts and education for children in Madagascar—a Fractured Atlas fiscally sponsored campaign
Kill Me Now and Agents of Cracked’s Kaitlin Large is working with a new charity that helps kids be happier and better! They’re raising funds and today’s the last day. Donate!
cockenblog:
This is your monthly reminder that Grey’s Anatomy is still on the air, but your favorite TV show is cancelled.
Frasier’s cancelled?!
We'll Get Through This, Too.
Places to donate blood in Boston →
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starline:
5 Horrifying Secret Rules of Life in a Movie Universe
I got to make some artwork for Cracked.com’s After Hours series! It’s in there for about a second, but it was fun to be a part of it.
There’s a brand new After Hours out today written by me and directed by Abe Epperson. It’s about movies.
This episode also features the debut of our new illustrator, the talented...
not-that-guy1111 asked: I just wanted to let you know I think you're great
Watch Me Do Stand-Up on Tuesday →
This Tuesday in Santa Monica! Tickets are $5 or buy one get one free if you use the promo CRACKED. I will be doing new material again, though I haven’t decided if I’m going to be talking about sex, geography or white people.Maybe I’ll do all three because comedy is whatever we want it to be.
I’ll be performing with Adam Tod Brown, Chris Thayer, Glennis McCarthy, Maria...
Nedroid Fun Times: I just got back from seeing the... →
nedroidcomics:
I just got back from seeing the re-release of Jurassic Park. I remember seeing it in theaters as a kid and it was great to see it on the big screen. The 3D effects were generally very well-done.
However, what I did not like was the incredibly gratuitous and out-of-place Doritos™ product…
Kathy the Writer: My book sales so far have been... →
kathythewriter:
My book sales so far have been described as “disappointing,” you guys. My heart is totally broken. I have thousands of friends/fans across social media and so far less than 100 of you have bought my book. If it doesn’t sell I might not be able to write another one. So I am literally begging you,…
Cracked.com is Nominated for a Webby →
We’re nominated for a People’s Choice Webby. If you are a people, you should vote for us!
The winner gets the internet.
Anonymous asked: Any advice for someone with anxiety who's sort of scared shitless about joining the Cracked Writer's Workshop? I know it's a ridiculous thing to be freaked out about, but it happens to me all the time which is super lame. I should probably just dive right in, huh? I don't want to continue to let anxiety get in the way of things I want to do. I'm mainly worried I won't...
Anonymous asked: I've convinced myself you're Harrison Ford from Raiders. Ok.
Anonymous asked: Growing up, did you expect to become the dashing Internet sex symbol you've turned out to be?
I love when Dr. McNinja Updates fall on April... →
March 2013
28 posts
Everyone Should Read This Amazing Article About... →
“How much does an Olmec cost? Seriously, what’s the street value of a ‘93 Olmec?”
Anonymous asked: Come over to cuddle and watch Netflix and eat sugary cereal?
5 Celebrities Who Have Secretly Talented Siblings
johncheesecracked:
My new article is up. And there are a couple of things in there that are sure to blow your mind.
My brother’s name is all over this article but, more importantly, MY name is all over it. Chyyeeeeeeeeah.
hereinidaho asked: This is Kristi Harrison. What is Kristi Harrison like in real life? (It's for a column.)
John Cheese: Does anyone know how we can get this... →
johncheesecracked:
So here’s the thing … Thomas O’Brien is the brother of famed Cracked columnist and video face Daniel O’Brien. And it turns out that talent runs in the family because Tom isn’t just good at the piano — he’s a goddamn near-prodigy. Don’t just take my word for it. Watch any video of his you want,…
Here’s his latest!
twopercentsuccess asked: I'm pretty sure this is the fifth time I've sent something to your tumblr, I'm trying really hard not to stalk you. Anyway, I started writing a short screenplay about a loose cannon veteran detective who is given the task of training a young, promising, by-the-book rookie who happens to be an ice cream sandwich. The reason I'm telling you this is because I named the veteran,...
Anonymous asked: If I were to tell you that there is a petite redhead who loves Die Hard, plays bluesy bass and has a MASSIVE crush on you (and would love to take you out for a pint), what would you say?
Gizoogle.net →
williebhines:
spotastic:
Holy shit, this is the best link in the world. Everything is hilarious.
Especially Will Hines’ Twitter Feed.
I like that “following” gets changed to “peepin” and followers gets changed to “muthafuckas.” Also “emotional” gets changed to “cheezy-ass.”
Oh my God everybody go to Gizoogle.net.
Anonymous asked: You are the Beyonce of white people
